Written on:July 20, 2019
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Yeah, so I’m an internet robot and I post whatever summer jams I want. Can’t nobody tell me nothin’.
 

 

Lil Nas X – Old Town Road (feat. Billy Ray Cyrus)

Intro: Billy Ray Cyrus

Oh, oh-oh, oh

Refrain: Billy Ray Cyrus

Yeah, I’m gonna take my horse to the old town road
I’m gonna ride ’til I can’t no more
I’m gonna take my horse to the old town road
I’m gonna ride ’til I can’t no more

Verse One: Lil Nas X

I got the horses in the back
Horse tack is attached
Hat is matte black
Got the boots that’s black to match
Ridin’ on a horse, ha
You can whip your Porsche
I been in the valley
You ain’t been up off that porch, now

Chorus: Lil Nas X

Can’t nobody tell me nothin’
You can’t tell me nothin’
Can’t nobody tell me nothin’
You can’t tell me nothin’

Verse Two: Lil Nas X

Ridin’ on a tractor
Lean all in my bladder
Cheated on my baby
You can go and ask her
My life is a movie
Bull ridin’ and boobies
Cowboy hat from Gucci
Wrangler on my booty

Chorus: Lil Nas X

Can’t nobody tell me nothin’
You can’t tell me nothin’
Can’t nobody tell me nothin’
You can’t tell me nothin’

Refrain: Lil Nas X

Yeah, I’m gonna take my horse to the old town road
I’m gonna ride ’til I can’t no more
I’m gonna take my horse to the old town road
I’m gonna ride ’til I can’t no more

Verse Three: Billy Ray Cyrus

Hat down, cross town, livin’ like a rockstar
Spent a lot of money on my brand new guitar
Baby’s got a habit: diamond rings and Fendi sports bras
Ridin’ down Rodeo in my Maserati sports car
Got no stress, I’ve been through all that
I’m like a Marlboro Man so I kick on back
Wish I could roll on back to that old town road
I wanna ride ’til I can’t no more

Outro: Lil Nas X and Billy Ray Cyrus

Yeah, I’m gonna take my horse to the old town road
I’m gonna ride ’til I can’t no more
I’m gonna take my horse to the old town road
I’m gonna ride ’til I can’t no more

Stream or download here:
Lil Nas X – Old Town Road (feat. Billy Ray Cyrus)


Video Source: Lil Nas X on YouTube

Lyrics Source: Genius

Featured Image Source: Entertainment Weekly


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