Written on:August 30, 2019
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💯 percent TLA-certified summer jam.
 

 

Lizzo – Truth Hurts

Intro:

Why’re men great ’til they gotta be great? Woo!

Verse One:

I just took a DNA test, turns out I’m 100% that bitch
Even when I’m crying crazy
Yeah, I got boy problems, that’s the human in me
Bling bling, then I solve ’em, that’s the goddess in me
You coulda had a bad bitch, non-committal
Help you with your career just a little
You’re ‘posed to hold me down, but you’re holding me back
And that’s the sound of me not calling you back

Chorus:

Why’re men great ’til they gotta be great? (‘Til they gotta be great)
Don’t text me, tell it straight to my face (Tell it straight to my face)
Best friend sat me down in the salon chair (Down in the salon chair)
Shampoo press, get you out of my hair
Fresh photos with the bomb lighting (Bomb lighting)
New man on the Minnesota Vikings (Minnesota Vikings)
Truth hurts, needed something more exciting (Yee)
Bom bom bi dom bi dum bum bay (Eh, yeah, yeah, yeah)

Verse Two:

You tried to break my heart?
Oh, that breaks my heart
That you thought you ever had it
No, you ain’t from the start
Hey, I’m glad you’re back with your bitch
I mean, who would wanna hide this?
I will never, ever, ever, ever, ever be your side chick
I put the sing in single
Ain’t worried ’bout a ring on my finger
So you can tell your friend, “Shoot your shot” when you see ’em
It’s okay, he already in my DMs

Chorus:

Why’re men great ’til they gotta be great? (‘Til they gotta be great)
Don’t text me, tell it straight to my face (Tell it straight to my face)
Best friend sat me down in the salon chair (Down in the salon chair)
Shampoo press, get you out of my hair
Fresh photos with the bomb lighting (Bomb lighting)
New man on the Minnesota Vikings (Minnesota Vikings)
Truth hurts, needed something more exciting (Yee)
Bom bom bi dom bi dum bum bay (Eh, yeah, yeah, yeah)

Bridge:

I’ma hit you back in a minute (Yeah, yeah)
I don’t play tag, bitch, I been it (One time)
We don’t fuck with lies (Two times), we don’t do goodbyes (Woo)
We just keep it pushing like ay-ay-ay
I’ma hit you back in a minute (Yeah, yeah)
I don’t play tag, bitch, I been it (One time)
We don’t fuck with lies (Two times), we don’t do goodbyes (Woo)
We just keep it pushing like ay-ay-ay (Woo)

Chorus:

Why’re men great ’til they gotta be great? (‘Til they gotta be great)
Don’t text me, tell it straight to my face (Tell it straight to my face)
Best friend sat me down in the salon chair (Down in the salon chair)
Shampoo press, get you out of my hair
Fresh photos with the bomb lighting (Bomb lighting)
New man on the Minnesota Vikings (Minnesota Vikings)
Truth hurts, needed something more exciting (Yee)
Bom bom bi dom bi dum bum bay (Eh, yeah, yeah, yeah)

Outro:

With the bomb lighting
Minnesota Vikings
Yee, eh, yeah, yeah, yeah

Stream or download here:
Lizzo – Truth Hurts


Video Source: Lizzo Music on YouTube

Lyrics Source: Genius

Featured Image Source: Entertainment Weekly


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